That secretary woman is such a loser. She treats us like garbage. Who does she think she is, damn it! Wait, she's been skimming company money! That's a weakness I've got lol. Hahaha! All those who have been holding back their grudges are gathered here for karma. The mighty must fall. It's time for revenge. How does it feel to slurp up our slobbery saliva, which you've been calling disgusting all this time? You must be peeing with joy. "Hey, if you're hungry, go eat some of that smegma in the frenulum of your balls..."