First, Mary torments perverted man A, who's wearing pantyhose over his head. She licks his nose through the pantyhose, gives him a nose job, and bites him, clearly pleased. Next, she collects saliva in a champagne glass, inserts a funnel into perverted man B's nostrils, pours the collected saliva into it, and then inserts a straw to send in her bad breath and saliva! The perverted man is almost drowning! I don't even understand what I'm writing! Does it make sense? ...